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Llandudno - Land Based Mock Cruise..from £399pp

Llandudno - Land Based Mock Cruise..from £399pp

Friday 6th to Tuesday 10th March 2020 - Check into your 'cabin' and prepare to sail the seven seas - without leaving dry land! A delightful 'mock' cruise with entertainment. No passport required!!

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The Tynedale Hotel, Llandudno***

This 3 star hotel (cruise ship) in the North Wales seaside resort of Llandudno is centrally located on the iconic Victorian promenade. This modern, bright and welcoming seafront hotel is just 20 meters from the beach and a short walk from the high street and the towns well preserved pier. Life on the high seas includes ports of call to “Hong Kong”, “Rome”,  “Cairo”, “New York” & Llandudno!  The experience starts with the issue of a passport to all arriving passengers which gets stamped at each new port of calls, providing you with a great permanent memento of your cruiseholiday. By the way at each port the locals all wear appropriate themed outfits!




  • 4 Nights Bed & Full Welsh Breakfast

  • 4 Course Themed Dinners

  • Late Evening Finger Buffet on 4 nights

  • Cocktail & Canapes Reception

  • Captains Dinner 1920’s Style.

  • Afternoon Teas

  • Wok Style Show Cooking

  • Italian Themed Dinner

  • Cabaret Entertainment each Evening

  • Fun Casino, Deck Games

  • Visit to Chester

  • Stop off at Betwy y Coed

  • Entrance to Bodnant Gardens

  • Free time in Llandudno

  • Travel by Tally Ho Pullman Coach

  • Accompanied by our Tour Manager


* £399 price per person based on two people sharing a twin/double room.   Single supplement          . 


The following Upgrades are availiable please call the office for more room details or click on the links below

Twin/double room seaview upgrade £30 per person

Single Executive seaview room £60 per  person

Twin/double room upgrade to 'Executive Bay Room' or  'Penthouse Suite Town View'  £60 per person



pick-up points.



Friday 6th March

Leaving Devon we make our way to Llandudno with comfort stops on route. "Embarking" our hotel with time to check into our "cabins". Todays visit finds us in Hong Kong, a welcome reception awaits us with complimentary pre dinner aperitifs followed by a brief introduction to the cruise by the Cruise Director. This Hong Kong send off will feature dancing Lions & Dragons. As we set sail into the sunset dinner will be served. And the evening entertainment will follow. At 11pm complimentary finger buffet will be served.


Saturday 7th March

Today finds us waking up in Rome. After breakfast enjoy some free time in Rome aka Llandudno. With lots of things to do in this small Welsh Seeside town including the Great Orm Tramway, Home Front Museum, visit the pier or the Hop on Hope Off bus. Jump back on board at 3:30pm for fresh ground coffee & the Italian Classic Tiramisu. Before dinner is servered try your luck in the on board casino, its just for fun and chips are free. Tonights dinner has an Italian theme, this will be followed by the nightly entertainment. Late evening finger buffet included.


Sunday 8th March

Today we drop anchor for our visit to Egypt. Although our Tally Ho coach will take us into the ancient city of Chester. Chester has the most complete city walls and history is etched in the very fabric of this city, you will be walking where Roman legionaires marched to war and where Viking raiders wrecked havoc. Returning back to our cruise ship in time for an Egyptian dance class, afternoon tea & traditional Basbousa Cake. Dinner will be served as we set sail for New York! As we sail the high seas we enjoy another evening of entertainment. Enjoy late evening finger buffet.


Monday 9th March

After breakfast we will make our way to the National Trust - Bodnant Gardens nestled in the Snowdonian foothills of North Wales. With its hillside setting the gardens 80 acres drop dramatically from manicured lawns and grand flower-filled terraces, followed by a scenic drive and a short stop off at Betwy y Coed. Returning to the boat moored in New York we sample American Apple Pie, fresh coffee & participate in deck games. Tonight is Captains Night we will be taken back to cruise days of yesteryear with our 1920's Gastby style! Tonights Captains dinner is a delicious five course meal with a touch of theatre fit for the era. Last evening of complimentary finger buffet.


Tuesday 10th March

After breakfast we disembark our ship and return to Devon.


D=Dinner, FE=Full English Breakfast

Below is a list of pick-up points available on this tour.

Below is a list of pick-up points available on this tour.

Name Address Contact Details
Brixham Brixham - Bank lane opposite Baptist Church
Buckfastleigh Lay by on old Buckfastleigh - Ashburton Rd
Nr Furzeleigh Mill
Dartmouth Dartmouth Marks & Spencer
Exeter Exeter Motorway Services
Ivybridge Ivybridge Town Hall opp Garage
Kingsbridge Quay Kingsbridge Quay
Newton Abbot Newton Abbot opp Railway Station
Others Other pick up points are available
Paignton Paignton Great Western Road Car Park by Library
Plympton Plympton St Marys opp Church
Plymstock Plymstock Elburton bus stop opp Elburton Hotel
Torquay Torquay coach bay outside Princess Theatre
Totnes 7 Stars 2 Totnes 7 Stars opp. Morrisons
Wembury Wembury Odd Wheel Pub
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